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The Man With the Golden Pussy
Starring Roger Lazenby
With the assistance of dangerous partner Kissy O'Toole and sidekick Oddjaws, Kamal Whitaker attempts to explode a nuclear weapon in Washington DC with a group of beautiful secret agents.

The Spy With the Diamond Eye
Starring Timothy Moore
Aided by partner Kissy Galore and trillions of dollars worth of heroin, evil villain Dr. Elektra Orlov plans to instigate a nuclear war.

The Man With the Diamond Pussy
Starring Daniel Connery
Helped by beautiful Solitaire Onatopp and sidekick Oddjob, James Bond's nemesis Franz Stavro Blofeld plots to crash the European computer industry by using a stolen Soviet satellite.

Moonpussy Royale
Starring Daniel Brosnan
007's nemesis Gustav Trevelyan, with the assistance of sidekick Oddjob and exotic partner Honey Pussy, plots to use nerve gas to steal an American missile.

Starring George Brosnan
Aided by dangerous partner Solitaire O'Toole, Ernst No plans to blow up a Soviet encryption machine with billions of dollars worth of cocaine.